Where Be Aliens?

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Music: Ma homeboy Chopin – Valse op 64 No. 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2JCxapd5hU

If you're watching, galactic overlords, big sorries for being disrespectful. Also, would you mind giving it a rest with the butt probing for a bit?

Relevant mystery link for those phone-using plebs among you: https://youtu.be/qDr9axb7X7E