Straight Man Party Anthem (Official Music Video)

Being invited to a party can be the most terrifying part of many of our social lives. (The finale to #Cocktober!)

The song
▸ Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/5PCwNa0BYBmLjIgV0Sx98o

Featuring
▸ Alyson Stoner - http://youtube.com/therealalysonstoner
▸ D-Trix - http://youtube.com/thedominicshow

Camera Op ▸ Matt Burke

Editing ▸ Emmalie El Fadli - http://www.doubleepost.com/

Music Produced by ▸ Amr Sultan

Song Mixed/Mastered & Songwriting by ▸ Danna Richards

Partiers ▸ Danna Richards, Ale Cat, Alex Richards, Margaret Holland, Sharleen Namigohar, Chloe Mays, Neda Modha, Romeo Salazar

Lyrics
you walk into the party with some hesitation
you find a group of people - join their conversation
kelly even smiles and waves in your direction
but then that dancy song plays and now you want to die

(chorus)
the head bob
the point and raise your cup
the foot tap
the sip and shrug
his bladder’s really small
and when the song's too long and kelly’s catching on
you announce a few moves you remember how to do

the sprinkler
the chicken wing
the robot
the worm
the fake bathroom break
he just ate a ton of taco bell

kelly grabs your hand and puts thriller in the queue
she says “it’s my song!” and she wants to dance with you
but you’re not michael jackson, you’re just a normal guy
but then it hits you and you blow her fucking mind

(chorus repeat)
the shopping cart
the running man
the moonwalk
the macarena

and when you don’t know how to dance record your friends who can
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