Fred Alarmisen

The company was immediately sued into bankruptcy, and oblivion, after their latest brand extension, the "First Alarmisen Senior's Emergency Button," failed to alert any ambulances when old people would fall and break their hips, choosing instead to yell "Help, this guy's fallen over and his kids never visit" to an empty house.

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